What should I do if I shart* myself at work?
[Poop] out of luck
I can just imagine that would be an aweful situation to find yourself in. It's one thing to gamble and lose. It's another to gamble and lose... AT WORK!
If you live close enough to your work, I'd use your lunch break and go home to take care of the situation.
Otherwise, if that is not an option, you will most likely have to tell your boss you aren't feeling well and you need to go home. You will most likely still have the "oh crap" look on your face when you tell your boss you need to leave and chances are they won't question you.
To prevent this from happening, try not to "gamble" while you are at work - unless of course you're thinking of sharting on purpose because you are looking for a reason to go home from work early... then touche'!!
sh!t poop + fart
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Posted by Jess(ica)
Labels: category of it's own